Me: I'm so excited I picked up a big bottle of beer -- the Mc Chouffe (sp?) because last time Dave and I had it and I LOVED it, but i could never find it again.
Fel: A BIG bottle? Are you going to be irresponsible again?
Fel: *pauses* (he didn't want to test the waters any further and make me mad... so instead, he does exactly what a parent does when their child asks WHY!!!!!.....)
Fel: Did you know that drinking beer can make you grow a mustache? (He makes up some weirdo excuse)